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Thursday, January 15, 2009

MEGAN FOX Wants SALMA HAYEK's BODY

Megan Fox has revealed her insecurities in a stunning outburst, claiming her “manly” looks make her want to “vomit” and that

The former model, widely hailed as the sexiest in the world, said that when she looks in the mirror all she sees is 72-year-old actor Alan Alda's reflection as if he was staring back.

“I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified and embarrassed,” she said.

She swiftly moved on to her chest, admitting she was jealous of Salma Hayek for being blessed for her measurements.

“I love Salma Hayek's look. She looks beautiful and I really want her body. I really, really do.”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That has to be a joke. I am so sure she said she sees Alan Alda when she looks in the mirror

HTBW said...

Probably one of those "Do I look fat in this dress" things. Not that Megan needs any help in the doinkable category, but humility makes us want her more.